Archive for the 'humour' Category

Viz Top Tips

November 29, 2006

I shouldn’t really admit this but I actually find the purile, toilet humour of Viz occasionally quite funny. Reading through the Top Tips or occasionally the Profanisaurus. I like Top Tips because they are largely user generated content, and frequently demonstrate great insight and very sharp wit. Having read such a post the temptation is to ‘have a go’ yourself and post a comment in a similiar vein.

John Wayne. Never show any pain when receiving the beating of a lifetime, but wince when having your wounds tended by a woman

Shoe bombers. Increase your payload by becoming a clown.

LEPRECHAUNS. Protect your finances by investing in a tracker fund, rather than relying on an ailing currency and leaving a 300foot technicolour arrow in the sky pointing to where you have hidden it.