I shouldn’t really admit this but I actually find the purile, toilet humour of Viz occasionally quite funny. Reading through the Top Tips or occasionally the Profanisaurus. I like Top Tips because they are largely user generated content, and frequently demonstrate great insight and very sharp wit. Having read such a post the temptation is to ‘have a go’ yourself and post a comment in a similiar vein.
John Wayne. Never show any pain when receiving the beating of a lifetime, but wince when having your wounds tended by a woman
Shoe bombers. Increase your payload by becoming a clown.
LEPRECHAUNS. Protect your finances by investing in a tracker fund, rather than relying on an ailing currency and leaving a 300foot technicolour arrow in the sky pointing to where you have hidden it.
